The ‘Blossom’ With The Gun-Toting Student And Alcoholic Clown

The ‘Blossom’ With The Gun-Toting Student And Alcoholic Clown

(melodic music) – [Narrator] Blossom hasn’t seen her dear friend Jimmy in a while. He’s been mysteriously absent. – Anyway, I’m back now right? – [Narrator] That’s all I need to hear Jimbo, no further question. – What’s your name again? – [Narrator] It’s Blossom, Jimmy, the only fucking person named Blossom. Jimmy got a Read more about The ‘Blossom’ With The Gun-Toting Student And Alcoholic Clown[…]

Inside Amy Schumer – Beer Ad – Uncensored

Inside Amy Schumer – Beer Ad – Uncensored

♪♪ ♪ Come back, come in ♪ ♪ Come and electrify me ♪ ♪ I know you got something I want ♪ ♪ Shake my bones to the floor ♪ ♪ Let it all go… ♪ (announcer) Furmanski beer. (men laughing) Hey. Uh, what was– what was that all about? Uh, what do you mean? Read more about Inside Amy Schumer – Beer Ad – Uncensored[…]

Key & Peele – Proud Thug

Key & Peele – Proud Thug

– OKAY, LET’S GET THIS THING GOING. EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT. WE GOT TO HAVE MORE MEETINGS, HOMES, ‘CAUSE I’M TELLING YOU, MAN, WE GOT TO GET ORGANIZED. [sighs] [police sirens in the distance] CARLITO AIN’T GOT A SEAT, MAN. SOMEONE GET HIM A CHAIR. – NO, I’M COOL. – NO, DUDE, GET HIM A Read more about Key & Peele – Proud Thug[…]

The Dangers Of Drinking Coffee

The Dangers Of Drinking Coffee

(peaceful music) – Hmm. Guess I should have another cup. (water boiling) (beans grinding) (coffee pouring) (sipping coffee) – No! (glass breaking) What the… Don’t drink coffee! – Who are you? – It’s me! You from the future. Don’t drink coffee. – Really, because I just read an article that says it prevents Alzheimer’s and Read more about The Dangers Of Drinking Coffee[…]

Kyle Kinane: Whiskey Icarus – Bigfoot’s Whole Thing
Kyle Kinane – Whiskey Icarus – Living Alone

Kyle Kinane – Whiskey Icarus – Living Alone

I’m 35, I just got my own place. Took a while. Some people my age are astronauts. I don’t know if I got my own place because it’s like, I’m thir–like, that’s what– like, it was the pressures of, like, societal pressures. Like, That’s what you do. You’re 35. You’re a grown man. You live Read more about Kyle Kinane – Whiskey Icarus – Living Alone[…]

Kyle Kinane – Whiskey Icarus – Unsliced Pizza

Kyle Kinane – Whiskey Icarus – Unsliced Pizza

– Boo! – Everything you believe in just unravels. Everything you hold true. To some people, it sounds like a simple mistake. Not me. I took it personally. I was like, that’s somebody down at Dominos making a judgment call on my life. That’s somebody seeing my name come up on one too many tickets Read more about Kyle Kinane – Whiskey Icarus – Unsliced Pizza[…]

Ned’s Ad Pitches: Throwback Brandy – Detroiters – Uncensored

Ned’s Ad Pitches: Throwback Brandy – Detroiters – Uncensored

– This is one for the whole family. We see all these beautiful bodies or faces, and we hear R. Kelly song playing. No actually, fuck R. Kelly, cause he peed on my grandma one time. He came to our church and did a speech, and he just– the whole front row. Alright, Brandy. We Read more about Ned’s Ad Pitches: Throwback Brandy – Detroiters – Uncensored[…]

The Only Thing I Like About Being Alive

The Only Thing I Like About Being Alive

– It’s amazing how our attitude on alcohol changes right? ‘Cause even as a teenager you know it’s wrong. You’re like you know I don’t like the taste of it but I wanna look cool and then in your 20’s you’re like you know what, this kinda gives me confidence to talk to the opposite Read more about The Only Thing I Like About Being Alive[…]

Drink Up with Daniel – Tosh.0

Drink Up with Daniel – Tosh.0

(crowd cheering) (screaming) Oh my God! (screaming) Oh my God. (screaming) Oh! Mike, go! Mike, go! How you guys doing? Good. I wanted to let you know one of our regulars would like to buy you a round of tequila shock shots. Outstanding. Hey don’t get too excited. First thing I’m gonna need you to Read more about Drink Up with Daniel – Tosh.0[…]