Alcohol Side Effects
The bears are in
He’s bearly touching the ground!
You know, in 1962 a bear almost caused WWIII
Smokey the Bear when some kids don’t put out their campfires
SCP 8307 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
this reminds of of Ace Combat dialogue
is this the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer?
well that's not very slow amiright haha?
Behold. The future of warfare.Bear of DutyModern Bearfare
how is this guy not hired to be a legit voice actor?Edit: thanks for the info 👇
everyone on instagram posting chainmail and then you just have youtube and tumblr going bEaR iS GO FaSt
We want a sequel
This sounds more like something in the SCP universe
BEAR HAS REACHED [REDACTED]
Commander? Commander do you copy?!?
okay but what
"B E A R I S G O F A S T"
I am so glad he is voicing fl4k in borderlands 3
6/11/19, 10:39 am
Gets letter in mail
Opens letter and eyes widen
"SHIT, KAZOOIE WE NEED TO HURRY AND LEAVE NOW!"
That's an oval, you were supposed to draw a circle!
This was actually kinda scary—
Oh? You’re approaching me?
That’s a scp if I ever saw one
This is it. This is my favorite tumblr post.
I lost my shit when it said “Bear has reached MACH 1
This is how XK-class scenarios start
0:06 ywedit: also 0:15
i love this yet i hate it
Everyone gangsta until the bear start doing mach 1
SCP-5193:Object Class: Keter"Slowly Approaching Bear"
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5193 is to be kept in a secure 5m by 5m containment cell at all times. Large amounts of tar are to be coated onto the floor of the cell every two months. This manages to keep the SCP from progressing above Stage 1 of it's anomalous property cycle. The tar is to be replaced by no fewer than four Class-D personnel, with two given protective equipment and non-fatal repellent weaponry to control SCP-5193, and the remainder of the personnel are to uptake the task of recoating the floor with tar.
Description: SCP-5193 is a North American Brown Bear, standing at a height of 2.2 meters and weighing 268 Kilograms. When SCP-5193's anomalous property cycle is not active, it is unusually docile towards potential prey and/or predators. The object has shown a moderate desire to escape it's cell, hence the need for two Class-D to control it. SCP-5193 has not shown any unusual physical characteristics from any scans or observations. When unobstructed, SCP-5193 will enter it's anomalous property cycle, which is separates into four distinct phases.Phase 1: Bear moves at average walking speeds for North American Brown Bears.Phase 2: Bear moves at average running speeds for North American Brown Bears.Phase 3: Bear moves at speeds between 30 and 60 miles per hour.Phase 4: Bear continues to accelerate to the point of reaching Mach 1 speeds. This is the highest speed ever recorded for SCP-5193. Anything and anyone in SCP-5193's path will be almost instantly destroyed if it manages to reach Phase 4. It takes approximately 1.4 minutes for the SCP to reach Phase 4. A tracking chip has been implanted on the SCP in case of a containment breach. Although this solution is semi-effective, there seems to be no limit on how long the bear can continue to move at Mach 1 speeds.
Addendum: During a containment breach, SCP-5193 moved through a forest at Mach 1 speeds. This started a major forest fire that dealt millions of dollars in damage and took months to extinguish. Object Class changed from Euclid to Keter.
This is unBEARable
whats that song at 5min
should be a movie
Godspeed bear, godspeed.
i bearly made out of this
Contact lostRerouting SignalGoldilocks: So, my plan worked?
This is why I both love and fear bears.
The speed is unbearable
0:36 *THE BEAR HAS ARRIVED*
Smokey the bear when someone doesn’t follow fire safety
SHIT! ALPHA IS DOWN!! I REPEAT!!!! ALPHA IS DOWN!
the sonic movie redesign looks great
Scp-5110-J was brought to the foundation's attention when reports of an impossibly fast-moving object from the small mountain town [Redacted] came to light. Mobile Task Force was sent to investigate, and during the investigation, found what looked to be a normal Ursus Americanus (Black Bear) approaching them curiously. It was only after the bear began coming at the Task Force at speeds estimated around [Redacted] mph that they realized that the bear was in fact SCP-5110-J. Audio file from recovered Task Force communicators discovering SCP-5110-J here:
Scp 682 has breached containment u repeat, scp 682 has breached containment
Alpha Team? Alpha Team? ALPHA TEAM DO YOU COPY?
Absolutely fucking nobody:
Not even a soul:
Bear: “I am speed”
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