Roommates Play An Honest Game Of Never Have I Ever


“Never have I ever checked you out while you were changing.” You checked me out, huh? Dude– I haven’t seen you in ages! Nah, it’s just been like 10 minutes. My name is Jonathan, I am 25. My name’s Manny, I’m… 27. Jesus, I don’t know why that was so hard. Getting old! I’ve actually known him before he was born, but we didn’t really hang out up until like you moved in. You go first here, do it. Hit it! “Never have I ever made you clean up my mess.” Three, two, one… That time when I got really sick outside of the apartment… and I threw up. I’ve never seen so much vomit come from anyone! I’m so sorry! It was like you were were being exorcised, it was just like– Projectile, like– That’s really gross But I really appreciate you guys for that though. I love you man, so… I’d do the same. I think for me, It’s definitely the dishes, dude. I do my dishes all the time, but sometimes you get lazy. “Never have I ever hit on your friends.” Yo, man, you bring home girls all the time What am I supposed to do? Do I just sit there and be quiet? Nah, man! I haven’t, mainly because I haven’t really met a lot–like, you don’t bring friends around a lot. Right, ’cause I figured you guys would hit on them. Honestly I’m not surprised though, like I already knew your answer. “Never have I ever pretended not to be home so you wouldn’t talk to me.” Really? You guys are family to me, you know? I grew up an only child, so being able to have a roommate or a group of roommates that are like family to me, like that’s dope! God, thanks for making me feel like an asshole… I don’t go to, like, extremes And pretending, like I don’t go into the closet and close off the lights and hope, “Oh, I hope they don’t notice I’m in here!” I don’t do that, but there’s times when you just want to be alone. I’d feel like I’d be not a good person to talk to right now, so I stay away. No matter what, like if you guys wanted to talk to me… Damn. Bond! You’re not ready for this, man. Let’s do it, we’re going deep now! “Never have I ever checked you out while you were changing.” You checked me out, huh? Dude! Like, we’re an apartment of guys, like it happens, we’re all– Not gonna lie, I checked you out, you know, I just wanted to see some progress. Exactly! Like, objectively, I feel we’re all good-looking people in the apartment, so like you’re trying to see progress. It’s another bonding moment! Let’s just say we know each other too well. “Never have I ever lied to you.” Three, two, one… Yes. You’ve lied to everyone at some point. Like you’re talking about white lies? Yeah, exactly! Okay then, let me ask you, what’s the biggest lie you ever told me then? That I was okay? When you ask about my mental health. Oh.. Gotcha. ‘Cause I guess at that point, I was just trying to debate, like I just wanted to get through stuff on my own. I didn’t want to trouble you guys, which I guess is… stupid. I’ve definitely lied to you for sure, yeah. You know, white lies and all that stuff, and the same thing. When you guys ask me how I’m doing, whatever, sometimes I lie, ’cause I don’t want to get into it or whatever. I mean… I’m glad that we’re able to eventually— I was able to eventually get past that and able to, I guess, truly open up. “Never have I ever been jealous of you.” 3, 2, 1. All right, my question, my question! Freaking all these trips, to Japan, Peru, Machu Picchu, like— Okay, why are you jealous of that? ‘Cause you wanna go, right? Yeah. We’ll go next time. We’ll go next time, alright? I’m sure we’re eventually gonna go. I’ll put you in the suitcase if you don’t have enough money! I guess it’s my turn, huh? What are you jealous of? Why the fuck are you so good-looking, dude? I dunno, I was just born this way? Nah, dude, I think you’re a smart guy and all that stuff so when you do work on your body and stuff, I admire that, yeah. Cool. I’ll take you on the next trip. Let’s do it. “Never have I ever been ashamed to tell you something.” 3, 2, 1… You remember that time when I had broken up with my ex? Yeah dude, I was definitely ashamed to tell you guys that I was still hanging out with her. And it was selective, you know, it was like I would only come to you because those are things I could tell you I mean, I get that though. That’s why I was always there for you whenever you wanted to talk. I’m glad that you feel comfortable coming to me, or us with that stuff. Crap, it’s my turn. It is your turn. Trying to drag it out? What are you ashamed of? Things I’ve been ashamed of… I guess… It would be like when I had that You were ashamed to tell us that?
Really? Yeah, I mean, no one’s ever really proud of when they’re not in a good mental spot, right? I knew I could come to you guys with that kind of stuff, but it’s still It’s still something you’re kind of ashamed of. Nah man, you shouldn’t feel ashamed. That’s what we’re here for. Yeah, like I said to Peter, man, What would I do without you? You know what I mean? And I hope you can say the same thing too. No, you brought up with a really great point, where it’s just like all those times where Where would I be, if you were gone… Stuff like that. Or any of our roommates. Yeah, dude… I’d say we’re pretty lucky in a sense to have such a big support group. Definitely, yeah. “Never have I ever cried at the house.” Three, two, one… We’ve all cried at the house. From joy. From a lot of laughing. A lot of laughing. Lot of emotions. A lot of emotions, man. We’re emotional people. I feel like this period of my life has really changed who I am as a person. This is a very pivotal moment. If we ever, you know— I’m pretty sure we’ll go our separate ways, but you know, This’ll be a really fond memory. Yeah man, high-five to good times! Hey guys, Jason from Jubilee here, just wanted to say thank you so much for watching that video, we hope you enjoyed it! We also want to say a huge thank you to our sponsors, Squarespace. If you don’t know, Squarespace is an all-in-one platform where you can build a website, you can build an online store, you can even buy a domain and for all of our viewers, if you visit squarespace.com/Jubilee You’ll not only get a free trial, but you also get 10% off your first purchase. Who doesn’t want 10% off? As always, thank you so much for watching, make sure you subscribe here, watch more of our videos here, and we’ll see you next time! Bye!

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