Lady Gaga – Alejandro PARODY | Joanna Ryde – Aldi Vodka


I know that you are cheap And I know you get me locked But I just can’t drink this piss anymore Aldi Vodka I’d no money for me night out So I knew just what to do just what to do I robbed a tenner off me sister And I went to be a litre or 2 I know that it tastes like piss and I’ll probably get the runs But I’ll get locked by 10 o’clock and get sick in front of Dunnes I’m off me face, I’m off me face Aldi Vodka I’m a disgrace I’m a disgrace coz I drank it It’s really cheap, it gets you drunk But I’ll need me stomach pumped It hurts to think, me piss is pink And I’m out of it Aldi Vodka, Aldi vodka Aldi Aldi vodka, Aldi Aldi vodka Aldi vodka, Aldi vodka Aldi Aldi vodka, Aldi Aldi vodka Wheres the loo? I need to go Aldi Vodka I’m already dribbling I’ve no money for me taxi So I’ll walk home to me gaff, back to me gaff But I’m so langered I’m gonna get lost I’m gonna end up in someone’s garden on me back I know that it tastes like piss but it’s really cheap I’ll end up in a field in Carlow chasing after sheep I’m off me face, I’m off me face Aldi Vodka I’m a disgrace I’m a disgrace coz I drank it It’s really cheap, it gets you drunk But I’ll need me stomach pumped It hurts to think, me piss is pink And I’m out of it Aldi Vodka, Aldi vodka Aldi Aldi vodka, Aldi Aldi vodka Aldi vodka, Aldi vodka Aldi Aldi vodka, Aldi Aldi vodka Is it over? I’m going home

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